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Contraband
Contraband sachet — pure cut hydration

Hydration with nothing to hide.

Suspiciously good electrolytes. Launch batch is out now — once it's gone, it's gone.

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The Critics
Speak.

Real outrage from people who've never tried it. Not customer reviews — actual things actual people have actually said.

Three black wheatpasted Contraband posters on a brick wall, each with a satirical anti-endorsement quote
I don't care if it's Informed Sport Approved. I won't be buying this.
Portrait of Inspector DonovanInspector Donovan · Birmingham
Disgraceful. Looks like something my son hides in his bedroom.
Portrait of Cindy S.Cindy S. · Solihull
Your marketing team should be fired. Immediately.
Portrait of Concerned ResidentConcerned Resident · Surrey

Dramatised quotes. Any resemblance to actual outraged constituents is entirely the point.